pinkmanage:

look, I’m a simple woman, i just want villains and heroes in love with each other and pissed off about it

cieuxinfini:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

aseriesofstrangertime:

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

marquatic:

sometimes we like to hold hands

robotlyra:

brainstatic:

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!

Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM

yeahiwasintheshit:

daco-broman:

somecutething:

A cat waking up from surgery

I am losing my shit

everyone trying to get me in the uber

segomyeggo:

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn’t. I have been nervous before.